February 2012
73 posts
Dear Valentine,
So I had no voice at work today, and since I work...
ms-basswaldorf:
I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store,asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had ever...
I have the same exact conversation with my mother...
Me: can we go to the Animal Shelter today and adopt a cat pleas-
Mom: no
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom: why do you look like you're about to kill someone
Robert: any idea how many stamps to mail a dvd?
Me: like... physical mail? I don't do that.
Robert: im staring at 15 stamps
Robert: and not sure how many to affix :D
